Van Millimeter

Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007

One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.

Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”

by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022

Millieth

a GIRL thats a cousin to someone named Jayden she wants led poisoning and she can be a amazing friend

hey my name is MIllieth can we be friends.

by jayden3000_123 May 4, 2021

millipeter

the term used for a male with a penis that is exactly one millimeter in length

"hey arnold, wanna sit on my millipeter?"

by RICHARD CAMPOS May 15, 2004

4 millimeter defeater

A man who has a 4 millimeter cock or a catapult that has a base of 4 millimeters.

Tyrone has a 4 millimeter defeater which is small for his family.

by A cool cuh January 30, 2022

silly millimeter longer

An uncut cock. From an old cigarette commercial.

Susan is dating this Argentinian guy. She'll be getting a silly millimeter longer dick from him.

by pentozali April 19, 2009

millimeter milk

The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.

Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it

by Mister Doctor Zeus February 10, 2019