Millered

To "borrow" something of value from someone, sell it, tell person that you owe them $20, never repaid.

Brian borrowed my literature book. I hope I don't get Millered!

by Johnny Monet February 11, 2004

Millered

To be astonishingly scared. Being millered is the highest amount of being afraid one can be. Should only be used to describe unprecedented terrifying circumstances.

Too Millered of heights to bungee jump.

Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.

by Jazaki April 4, 2016

Millerpedic pillow

A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.

"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"

Sam: "It was comfy..."

by SSamonymous March 7, 2017

Millered

Can be used as a describing word for anything that is completely fucked, whether it be a paroletic person, broken fence or written off car, anything that falls disgustingly short of satisfactory is millered.

Bro, did you see that guy spew on the dance floor then fall asleep in the toilet? Fully millered or what!

by Kdogs stitchups April 24, 2017

MILFMERIZED

When you are under the impression of a cougar or milf. Charmed or seduced.

That cougar was so hot I was milfmerized.

by Gspills November 3, 2018

Millered

Beat or passed in a race, maybe even lapped by Tobin Miller

You just got Millered. As in you just got your ass spanked by a champion brick bike.

by Daddy ben419 December 11, 2024

Chris Millered

When you're too heavy and get stuck in the water slide, causing an awkward, frustrating delay as you try to move but can't.

Man, we just got Chris Millered.

by YungMan81125 June 21, 2025