Milktooth

The act of text messaging a teenage girl who is much too young for a man of your age to be texting.

"Bluetooth, my arse! More like Milktooth, she only looks 15"

by Big bad Guy June 27, 2007

Milk Toast Pussy

Character definition:
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.

EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.

PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"

My city council member is a milk toast pussy.

by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022

Milktart

Someone who acts like a fool

Alexxx! Why are you being such a milktart! Just go out with toeman already!!!

by Nandi August 22, 2007

Milk toast

Milk toast was a classic comic strip which featured a man who was a wimpy,pushover of a man. To call someone a milk toast is to say that they are easily persuaded!

"I'm going to go cut in front of that man in line!" "And he won't try to stop me because he is just like Milk toast!"

by Brookster dude September 21, 2017

milkoast

The combination between milk and toast

Would you like some milkoast?

Yes I would love you some thankyou.

by Blanket and socks July 4, 2017

[milk toast]

A spineless wimp who is nonetheless twenty times the person as those stupid pseudo-intellectual emo's who do nothing but talk shit all day.

Yeah, TJ was milk toast, but at least he's not a douchebag emo

by Drewster11 December 20, 2007

Milkmonster

The Milkmonster is a large landbound animal which is characterised by it's ability to consume massive amounts of milk without any gastronomic consequences or concern for others who may wish to keep some of said milk for their own consumption.

Upon finding a supply of milk to have been suddenly and inexplicably exhausted:
"Dear God no! The Milkmonster has struck again!!"

by [e-mail] July 24, 2006