milkin' the weasel

It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.

Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.

by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007

Reverse Milkin'

This term has been in use for many years among a small group of elitist to mean to push in, pump in, fill or the opposite of coming out/of.

Rachael: The handle needs Reverse Milkin'

(it was the original terminology used because the toilet handle needed to be pushed in, in order to work)

by Razyk September 29, 2011

brownie-milkin

jacking off while pooping.

damn that boy brownie-milkin, he must be down bad.

by bigbackgirl June 12, 2025

Wagon Milkins

A person who is careless or clumsy in action.

Don`t give it to her, she`s Wagon Milkins

by 4string June 6, 2010

Milkin it

When you're tired or bored With your job,and you just want to kickback and relax but get paid for it.

Look at Brian hiding in that box milkin it while we stay working,what a loser.

by JayCInBerdooCali September 10, 2020

Milkinate

Milkinate is a 2022 IPT saying meaning to a have a greater idea and do something about it. The Milkiest of Milkens or commonly known as Lord Milkins can milk other people and therefor make them smarter

I am so milky therefor milkinate me and you will be smarter.

by Milkinator3000 November 3, 2022

Milkin

Another Port Melbourne word. The word means to be doing alright. Commonly used by the Bear. 🐻

Boys... I’m milkin

by What’s doin n nat? November 12, 2021