mike glennon

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

by EW! January 31, 2021

Mike Gansey

Born Dec. 21, 1982, he is arguably one of the best college basketball players known to man. He attended WVU for his junior and senior years. During his senior year, he averaged 18.5 points per game, with a remarkable 59.7% shooting rate from the field. During his two collegiate years, Gansey and fellow teammate Kevin Pittsnogle led the team to two consecutive appearances in the NCAA tournament, the Elite Eight and the Sweet Sixteen, respectively. Obviously, Michael Gansey is my personal hero.

Dude, did your see that 3 point fade-away shot Mike Gansey made last night? It was insane!

Yup... Mike Gansey made another double-double in that game.

Mike Gansey is a true West Virginia hero!

Mike Gansey's autograph would be the perfect accessory to anyone's collection!

by MarkJames19 July 31, 2008

Mike Green

A sexy beast Washington Capitals hockey player that is the best defenseman in the history of the NHL.

Also see sexy beast and Washington Capitals

Not to be confused with Alex Ovechkin

Girl 1: Did you see Ovie in the Caps game last night! He was amazing!

Girl 2: Um, I wasn't paying any attention to that no-front-tooth guy, Mike Green pwned. He broke a record!

by JGoose13 February 15, 2009

Mike George Syndrome

A short fat 24 year old male. He lives with his parents and has no job or drivers license. Yet he takes pilot lessons and tells girls he is a pilot. His uncle invented the question mark and paper clip. The Mike George claims he has three majors but isn't enrolled in any school.

girl: Hey i like your shoes
M. George: My uncle invented them!
girl: No he didnt you must have mike george syndrome!

by wutangbee November 1, 2010

Mike Gauthier

(n.)- An extremely attractive boy but unattractive to other girls. He's the drummer in a band called Water Vein that isn't too bad, you should check them out. He speaks mostly of mudkips and his band. He's so cute.

Did you see Mike Gauthier drummin' it up at his show on Sunday?

by haiicharlez February 21, 2009

Mike Garth

The best parody rapper ever. Has hit songs including, "I commute to college"

O my God! its Mike GARTH!!!

by Leandro44 April 2, 2009

Oscar Mike Golf

A phonetics version of OMG, or oh my god.

"Hey Tom, I just bought a double headed purple dildo from eBay."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."

by Juarez Garcia August 31, 2003