Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.

Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”

by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019

Mike’d up

Consuming Mike’s Hard Lemonade to the point of severe intoxication.

Origins of this phrase come from SuperMega’s let’s play series of Sonic Heroes (2003). The phrase and mention of Mike’s Hard Lemonade is spoken throughout the series.

“Getting extremely Mike’d up”.

(Person 1): Hey, wanna come over for some drinks after dinner?

(Person 2): Fuck yeah! Let’s get Mike’d Up.

by Mr. Blue Steel February 10, 2023

C-Mike'd

The act of getting fooled in fantasy football surrounding all the hype of RB Christine Michael based on a single player note that stated, "C-Mike: Ready to rock!"

Last year Tyler got C-Mike'd in our fantasy football league when he dropped his whole team and blew his load that C-Mike was ready to rock when really he was a pit of despair.

by TSBC August 18, 2016

Mike Wazowski'd

To have one's face covered in a photograph by another person or object.

Sarah: "Ya know, I really like this picture of all of us"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"

by chocolate eclaire June 6, 2015

mike tyson'd

When you are having a fight with someone and then you bit the person's ear off.

Guy 1: So I heard you had a fight with a guy.

Guy 2: Yeah, I mike tyson'd him. His ear was bleeding

Guy 1: Ooh snap!

by Studwaffle August 5, 2014

Mike Brown'd

When you get rear ended in your vehicle.

Hey yo! I got Mike Brown'd today. I'm about to turn this wreck into a check!

by DebotimusPrime May 8, 2013

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017