Miff

To insert a snow globe into another’s rectum

I will miff you in your sleep.

by Dirty Daren December 8, 2025

Miff miff

Slang word for dust particles; usually seen in sunlight.

Preston likes to eat miff miff.

by Natty McGee March 10, 2008

miff muffered moof

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

Miff stick

A rolled marijuana cigarette.

- I can't believe that teacher was arrested for smoking.
= didn't you hear, it was a miff stick.
- I always suspected it!

by Inkydinktwink May 25, 2010

Miff Out

When a group of friends join each otherin a miffing session, where activities such as drinking and partying are replaced with activities such as lying on the couch, eating and being lazy.

Eg. "Hey Courtney, lets go miff out, I'm not really in the mood for partying tonight."

by Jessy Bev November 10, 2011

Miff miff

A slang word used for dust particles, usually seen in the sun light.

For some strange reason, Preston likes to eat miff miff.

by Natty McGee March 11, 2008

miff buffs

" means bullsh!t
buffs is pronounced "bffs"

If someone tells you they are best mates with a well known footballer then you say Miff buffs

by Oliver Byrne February 17, 2004