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Thrusting a middle schooler

–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)

2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.
"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."
by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010
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Middle Schoolers

Kids that sit in classroom all day doing shit on paper and are very senctive.
Middle schoolers are rich youg hoomies.
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
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Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers

Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.
Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!
by IronicBoi69 July 8, 2019
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Middle Schoolers Depression

a period in time in which a Middle or High school student will feel pessimistic or in a deep sadness (also MSD)
by THEGMANERER May 16, 2018
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middleschooler metal

metal made by sellout bands like Disturbed or overly angsty metal like Skillet that have songs where the lyrics are ridiculous for the age group they are marketed for (middle schoolers). music generally played by immature or young people to feel angsty to lyrics like "i'm a monster" which make no sense and are for people too stupid to realize that living in the first world is pretty nice most of the time.
when someone puts on Disturbed
"dude that's some shitty music."
"it's middleschooler metal."
by iruel August 26, 2013
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middleschoolersphobia

When one is terrified of middle schoolers (11-14 year olds)
Man- “AHHHHHHHHH 13 YEAR OLD (blocks)
13 yr old- “Damn bros got middleschoolersphobia”
by LOZORD December 8, 2022
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