iruel's definitions

middleschooler metal

metal made by sellout bands like Disturbed or overly angsty metal like Skillet that have songs where the lyrics are ridiculous for the age group they are marketed for (middle schoolers). music generally played by immature or young people to feel angsty to lyrics like "i'm a monster" which make no sense and are for people too stupid to realize that living in the first world is pretty nice most of the time.

when someone puts on Disturbed
"dude that's some shitty music."
"it's middleschooler metal."

by iruel August 26, 2013