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Man In The Middle Attack

A porn move commonly mistaken for a hacking term. When a man is fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass by another man, effectively a relay of dick.
yo last night I was fucking Becky but then I got Man in the Middle Attacked by her boyfriend
by memelord133769 December 4, 2019
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Man-in-the-middle

Pub game that involves a large group of friends (NOT to be tried with strangers) forming a circle, surreptitiously forcing one member of the group into the middle and then all unleashing knee-kicks towards the 'man in the middle' and shouting at him, "man in the middle!".
Dean's had to go to the RUH with chronic dead leg after we pummeled him during a game of man-in-the-middle down 'spooners last night.
by Rors83 May 9, 2019
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middle management

A person or persons whose sole reason for existing is to ensure maximum productivity from workers while paying them poverty wages.
American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.

Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.
by PortableBacon January 27, 2022
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10% Middle Manager

In middle management when you get a new manager who thinks that they know everything and that they have great ideas (generally from their last job) and they start a bunch of them and never finish any of them. 10 ideas all stalled at 10%. In their mind it is 100 % complete and they did a good job.
The new 10% Middle Manager is a nice guy but every thing he starts he never finishes. He thinks the job is 100% complete and that he did a good job. We just call him….. “10%”.
by Coop1964 May 5, 2022
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Middle Manager

Someone who is a generally employed to provide oversight to a group of human resources engaged at a time of company expansion - they do very little to aid in the work completed by those human resources, then they are left behind after those human resources have done the job.

Their modus operandi is to build their own management structure by retaining corporate ladder climbers and ordering the corporate gestapo to investigate anyone who is not a corporate ladder climber and is therefore a nigger.

They generally are left in place long after the expansion they were employed to provide oversight has been completed (generally by the niggers) and probably did very little to aid in. They remain there sometimes for many years continuing to bleed the organisation by outsourcing their own jobs to management consultants and generally any consultant with integrity that will play the game and ensure their position on the corporate ladder is retained.

They generally remain their until there aint no more niggers and budget to hire consultants to do their job for them. As a result they can no longer hide the fact that after multiple years and many, many positive relationships which they are known for they still don't know what the f!ck it is that they are meant to be accountable for.
Middle Manager: Corporate Gestapo I need some niggers to do my job.

Corporate Gestapo: We will create a process to find some niggers by engaging with some used car salesmen (recruitment agents).
by Honest Richard November 20, 2013
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Middle-manned

When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.
"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."
by Tiberius183 May 22, 2020
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MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.

It is a place where every person in the world has trouble managing perfectly or correctly due to our TEMPTATION EYES.
Look the ROOTS of many problems in our society comes down to our MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 3, 2021
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