the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

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Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"

by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018

Earl grey middle school

Filled to the rim with stinky people like the infamous king hour or his expelled brother muhrez, this is pretty much your typical middle school. People also assume it is a scetchy school, but it’s not. It’s just shitty and filled with kids who vape and think they’re “sketchy”

Damn you go to earl grey middle school? Nigga

by Not Aidan Daniel April 4, 2019

metro early college middle school

A mini version of the high school hell. Getting an 89% means everything you have ever wanted in life goes away and you are a fail. Oof remediation and twilight school. The teachers will track down meme accounts and punish the owners. No one can teach and students all are edgy preteens who want to dIe.

Student: When will the test be graded?
Teacher: We have lives too.
Also teacher: Did you get all of your 80 page packet done?
Students: (-_-)/
This means Metro Early College Middle School is a scam, stay safe kiddos and be memes.

by SexyBois November 21, 2017

Earl Warren Middle School

A crap bucket middle school for people with no money. The middle school kids that go are in 7-8 grade when they should be in high school. Earl Warren is way way way getto and is a one of the oldest dumps in san diego.

Earl Warren Middle School sucks since it is really old.

by goo ratoomska February 11, 2009

Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Middleware

Software used to combine two applications together

Bradley used middleware to connect two different applications together.

by GeekyCyberNerd May 21, 2020