microcynophilia

A devastating psychological disease in which the sufferer mistakes the likes of chihuahuas and dachshunds for actual dogs. In severe cases, the sufferer may even prefer the company of such animals. Female microcyniphiles may even carry them around in their purses.

If a person prefers dogs whose life expectancy is higher than their weight, than he or she may be suffering from microcynophilia.

The best treatment for micrcynophilia is a nice large dog, such as a golden retriever, great Dane, or St. Bernard.

I broke up with my girlfriend after I saw her carrying a teacup chihuahua in her purse; she never told me she had microcynophilia.

by sambarnes February 28, 2008

Microgasm

1. A mini-orgasm, usually one of a multitude
2. When an orgasm is a microcosm for all pleasure in the world

1. My girl told me I was so good she had ten microgasms before she erupted.

2. Everyone who becomes enlightened experiences a microgasm!

by ProlificPencil May 30, 2009

Microcast

A very short Podcast limited to 30 seconds. Like twitter for Podcasting.

I just subscribed to a microcast that gives me my daily horoscope.

by kaifang June 2, 2009

micromasher

the term used for a person who beats up midgets

marco is a micromasher and kill brendan.

by Errol333 October 31, 2006

Sun Microsystems

A company that withstood Microsoft trying to take over it and repeled with releasing a free open source based product , Star office.

Damm Microsoft for trying to take over Sun's security and network devision

by Anon April 13, 2004

microcave

An endearing term for a microwave

The food is in the microcave

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Micromaster

A small-scale TransFormer, measuring about an inch in height.

The Micromaster Air Strike Patrol consists of four tiny robots which turn into tiny aeroplanes.

by Andy April 17, 2004