Microdigression

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.

Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.

by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Micro Dose

When you take small amounts of drugs to maintain a constant, but manageable high. Never too high, Never too low.

Let’s micro dose so we feel good, but aren’t too fucked up

by Tale of Yo July 7, 2019

Microaster

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

by ASteezy June 11, 2008

Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

by jim townsend February 4, 2010

microcontroller

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.

Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.

by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020