The most overrated quarterback in the NFL. Everybody kisses his ass so much it makes every Falcons game unwatchable. Very inaccurate, throws the ball so hard it's impossible to catch with just your hands. Despite his speed, he is the most sacked quarterback in the NFL.
Did you see Vick get creamed by Buckner and he fumbled the ball to Peppers who ran it for a touchdown? That was a nice play.
by Banane-Man February 1, 2005
An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.
by taharris August 24, 2007
1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
by Josh May 6, 2005
by Tardy McTard February 5, 2005
One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:
get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks
fast as shit and can juke out almost any body
get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks
fast as shit and can juke out almost any body
by Andre January 17, 2005
aka superman
a quarterback for the falcons who is simply amazing. granted he doesnt have the greatest stats when it comes to passing but makes up for it with his running ability. falcons games are extremly exciting because of vick and skill with running the ball.
a quarterback for the falcons who is simply amazing. granted he doesnt have the greatest stats when it comes to passing but makes up for it with his running ability. falcons games are extremly exciting because of vick and skill with running the ball.
Ganstawitit Smith: did u see monday night football? Vick was a G with the ball.
Tom McTruG: I kno. Tell me why tedi bruschi tried to hold him. vick cut his ass up and jetted for a 45 yd TD.
Ganstawitit Smith: i kno i was buggin out...my eyes almost left mah sockets.
Tom McTruG: I kno. Tell me why tedi bruschi tried to hold him. vick cut his ass up and jetted for a 45 yd TD.
Ganstawitit Smith: i kno i was buggin out...my eyes almost left mah sockets.
by prince ingus April 1, 2005
A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.
Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
by MicahelVIckisdumb February 26, 2009