Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

Michaela 

The most small and fragile creature to step upon the earth and with a voice of an angel she talks and sleeps with harmony while the sun sparkles on her beautiful face but in the night she can be wild with a never ending volume to her voice.

"Hey did you see michaela today she was so amazing the way she looked and everything about her"
"Hey did you see michaela last night she was wild but in the best way like all michaela's"

Michaela by Cuteness overload April 26, 2015

Michaela 

Queen Goddess of the World.

Michaela looked upon the Earth and saw that it was good. So she began to play her French horn and was dubbed Queen Goddess of the World.

Michaela by Rosa Chainsaw February 15, 2013

Micaela 

Her name means Gift From God.

She is exactly that.

Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)

and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!

person 1 - "woah"

person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"

person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"

Micaela by martzw6696 August 23, 2010

Michaela 

a truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. a real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. but she is unlike any other person you know. she is beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. but she is not easy. she can be very picky but when she finds somethin she wants, she is persistent. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know.

Everyone wants to be around a michaela.
Even if you hate michaela, you still love her.
I wish i had a michaela!!

Michaela by AnonyMouS94! September 17, 2009

Micaela 

Her name means Gift From God.

She is exactly that.

Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)

and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!

person 1 - "woah"

person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"

person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"

Micaela by wm6696 August 23, 2010

Michaela 

A girl that is beautiful, inside and out. Very intelligent, but also has a wonderful sense of humor. She is someone that people absolutely adore being around. She is very kind-hearted and is an amazing listener. Although weird and a little bit bi-polar, she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She has an amazing taste in music and an all-around fantastic personality. She can be very confusing at some points, but you'll catch up. Michaela is absolutely stunning. She deserves to be treated like a princess, remember that if you're lucky enough to have her fall for you and always let her know how much you care, she's tired of having her heart broken.

Michaela, you truly amaze me.

Michaela by MynameisMichelle July 8, 2011