Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

minionlingus

The world shattering, divine act of a Minion licking a fat wet coochie. Happens throughout the Universal Pictures movie "Minions" (2015). Although it does not occur explicitly on screen, it is alluded to many times and often directly moves the plot along.

"Hold my bear, I'm about to get some great Minionlingus from Kevin."

-Scarlett Overkill, "Minions"

by Minionfan99 March 26, 2022

minionillion

the amount of tickets Minions: The Rise of Gru sells in an hour

Me: 5 Ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru.
Cashier: I'm sorry but the theatre limit of half a minionillion has been reached

by NotTanos July 4, 2022

joey willse's minions

PEOPLE WHO STALK HIS LOCKER DAILY AND TACKLE HIM ONCE HE GETS TO SCHOOL. TYLER IS PROLLY THE LEADER MINION

Wow! Those people are kinda stupid but popular. must be joey willse's minions

by thatdude :) November 26, 2018

French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.

French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

by HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE RIDES April 2, 2015

Minion mom

The type of women who shares minion memes on Facebook. We all know one.

Why did you share that Nancy! You are such a minion mom

by Minion.mom.2000 June 6, 2019

minion gut

When the circumference of your abdomen is that of a circle, closely resembling a little yellow minion

“Girls with minion guts should not wear crop tops.”
“Did you see that chick with a minion gut, that shit was gross”

by NotoriousDP April 30, 2019