fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials

"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"

by deeveeesss October 15, 2021

Melon Fucker

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.

"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"

by RedBarrage September 6, 2010

meyondi

the action of squishing boobies

sarah’s boobs are fucking large asf. lowkey wanna meyondi them

by boob.lover August 13, 2021

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

melonic

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.

Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!

by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005

jenn melon

A sad TikToker with over a million followers in less than a year. What the fuck. You can’t tell Jenn Melon’s sexuality, drug use or personal history. She pisses everyone off the same way your ex pisses you off but you keep going back because ultimately you love her but she’s not good for you.

Jenn Melon makes me sexually frustrated.

by RonCon November 23, 2021

mayonags

A misspelled version of the word mayonnaise, also something tyler the creator has eaten one time.

tyler the creator crying and eating mayonags

by ant1dote January 1, 2023