alcoholic exorcism

when someone disappears from the party only to be found later spread eagle on the floor covered in puke with no clothes on. sometimes yelling "god" or "jesus save me!"

Andrew: I just found Ian
Jeff: Where was he?
Andrew: he was in my room performing an alcoholic exorcism.

by magicalzorse January 24, 2011

exorcism

Exorcism is the act of casting out demons... not only by Catholics but born-again Christians as well.

I can see how people would doubt it and call it a myth or what not, because it's just one of those things you have to see for yourself...

I was the same way until I saw it happen in real life, mind you I am not religious at all. Infact I'm sure if I wouldn't have seen it happen I wouldn't believe it either.

In case you're wondering, no it's not like the movie "The Exorcist"

by dunno April 11, 2005

Exorcism Head

When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.

Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it

Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys

by hahasuka December 7, 2020

Sexorcism

The act of having intercourse with someone in order to move on from an ex parter.

" I think if I have a night of sexorcism with Phil I'll be able to move on from Jerry."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

exorcism pickle

A tasty snack eaten usually before or after an exorcism occurs, either while waiting for the possessed to arrive or for the formerly possessed to stop crying.

1. "It could take a while for Meg to show up Father Jeff. Would you like an exorcism pickle?"

2. "Aw, stop crying you pansy. It was only a demon. Let me eat my exorcism pickle in peace."

by T. Pen August 21, 2007

Sexorcism

Slamming so hard I’m a haunted house/hotel the spirits disappear.

“Remember that time we slammed so hard we scared off the ghosts”

“Yeah that was a real sexorcism”

by Chemicalx420 February 7, 2021

exorcism head

running into an old girlfriend and convincing her to give you a blowjob. essentially, raising old head from the dead.

Jim was totally hitting on Heather, even though he hasn't seen her in months. He's on the prowl for some exorcism head.

by broseph85 April 3, 2009