MEXICANT

Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

mexicution

The unparalleled pain and bloating that results after consuming an excess quantity of Mexican food. Commonly results in feelings of pregnancy, a desire for a siesta, and/or desire to never again eat Mexican food.

Kathy: Dude I am so down for some mexicution right now
Greg: ...it's 8 in the morning. It's too soon
Kathy: For lunch we're getting mexicuted, I need to get two tacos, a bucket of beans, and a cup of nacho sauce.

by caldebate September 25, 2009

mexicution

When a person is strung up by the feet and beaten to death by a mob, like a pinata.

We hung that douchebag by the legs and beat him with sticks til he stopped moving. It was a total mexicution.

by Jaxon Pollack December 19, 2011

Mexicutioner

The nickname given to Joakim Soria, Ace closer for the Kansas City Royals baseball team.

"Dude, we can't lose now, the Mexicutioner is in. He's Mexican tough"

by UnionStation July 4, 2008

mexicantastic

Something very awesome and mexican, like a very happy mexican with a big hat and a tacco

wow this borrito is mexicantastic, munch on my big mexicantastic nutsack

by Mexicans rule August 6, 2006

mexicantism

Showing excessive amounts of Mexican pride and delusions of being a badass. This trait comes off as being smug and highly annoying.

Hugo loves to post his mexicantisms on facebook at all times of the day. This makes his friends feel embarrassed when he opens his mouth and want to unfriend him on facebook.

by BigBootyFreshandFruity December 17, 2010

mexicant

a Mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer

Hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!

by Closet Azns April 13, 2008