Mewten

An extremely sheltered and insecure girl with parents that follow her everywhere.
She is VERY obsessive over hot anime/video game characters like Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Zabuza from Naruto even though they don't really exist.. OR SO YOU THINK >_>
Also known for her large collection of Pokémon plush toys.

*snuggles with a chibi Zabuza plushie* :<

by I am not Mewten June 1, 2004

Mewtwo

Used to be the most powerful Pokemon in the world. But then things started getting pretty complicated, and all the Pokemon became Gods with power over every single thing in the world. Then Arceus came along and said "GTFO," so Mewtwo had to sink back into the shadows and stay there until the last page of the internet. Now they got some Yin Yang Pokemon, who are rumored to be able to control Arceus, which makes no sense since Arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe, and I don't really don't think Arceus would create it's creators. So then a bunch of fans rose up and said "I am disappoint," and Nintendo's trying to make it look like they're making it like their favorite games, Red and Blue. But really it's just a bunch of BS, and so people kept saying "I am disappoint," so now Nintendo's just keeping going. And now I am going to play Crystal.

Mewtwo

by Lucio Soph September 5, 2010

mewtwo

the best pokemon.

I love mewtwo.

by s.kyle November 18, 2020

Thighs Like Mewtwo

A thing made by the mome boys an epic music artist. Including Crispy concords, ImSuda, tranium, WhosChaos, Puffer and hyper etc.

Me: Dang she have them thighs like mewtwo

by Dalytical February 22, 2021

Mewtwo

The greatest pokemon aside from Slowking. He can spin your ass 360 degrees if you aren't carefull. Hell, his purple laser shit can fuck anyone up. I swear, he's on drugs or something, his eyes glow!! Wait.. MAKO ENERGY! HOLY SHIT! IT'S CLOUD!!

"They should make a movie with Mewtwo vs. Deoxys.. Seriously."

"This is embarassing but he was beaten by a Porygon.. But his trainer sucked, so yeah."

"Mewtwo... I, Sephiroth, shall destroy you-- Cloud! I know your secret damn it!"

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Mewtwo

The most badass and homocidal Pokemon of all.Created by a mad scientist of Team Rocket many years ago.It was created by taking Mew's genes and fusing it with genes from other Pokemon.

In "Mewtwo Strikes Back",it created an army consisting of all 3 Kanto starters,Ninetales,Vaporeon,and many others.Theese clones were stronger than the originals and nearly killed them all.But after a mushy moment,all the clones (including Mewtwo) left.In "Return of Mewtwo",Giovanni tries to re-capture Mewtwo but eventually falls to Mewtwo's awesome power.

In the games,it is only catchable in FireRed & LeafGreen.After defeating the Elite Four,you can return to Cerulean City,find the cave,and catch a Lv. 70 Mewtwo.It is the only Pokemon in FR & LG that sits at Lv. 70.

"A Pokemon created by recombining MEW's genes.It's said to have the most savage heart among Pokemon"

-Mewtwo,Pokemon Pearl Dex entry

by ShinyPikachu00 March 17, 2009

Mewtwo

Mewtwo is Literally just a pokemon version of frieza from Dragon ball Z.

They both have super powerful forms that are almost unstoppable.
Mewtwo is a mutation of a sphynx cat and an alien.

Them:Wtf is this thing
Me:the future, my friends, the future.
Mewtwo: hi there, I'm gonna escape and destroy the planet and all living things very soon.
Me: what could possibly go wrong?

by OneHeartWarrior October 9, 2018