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Mewing is when you use your errection (boner) to poke (prod) some unfortunate cunt. It is a sex practice and is also used as self defence against rape.
Person 1: He plays golf so I Mewed him!
Person 2: He deserves it for playing a bad sport!
Mew by Mew69 October 21, 2012
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John: So, what do you want to do tonight?
Jennifer: Mew!
John: You sure about that?
Jennifer: You bet!

*Note: Consent is important. Don't take the word "mew" as permission to have sex with someone.*
Mew by Rose Quartz__ June 13, 2017
mew is a pokemon not a frikin word of a cat -.-'
hey,look it's mew! let's catch it
mew by vageta August 4, 2007
A sound that cats (mostly kittens) make, cuter than meow. Can signify; confusion (Mew?), content (Mew.), etc.
Mew?
Mew by CatloveParamecius June 13, 2018
Guy 1: "Dude! I totally got laid last night!"
Guy 2: "mew."
Guy 1: "?!?!"
Guy 2: "Major epic win. Le duh."
mew by San Cristobal June 8, 2011
1. a replacement for the word love only used when the two individuals have a love so fantastic that it exceeds the limitations of love.
2. to be one of the two individuals involved in said love.
1. "Mew baby."
2. "You are my one and only mew."
mew by Derek Reese April 24, 2008