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Sick Boy Method

Approach to quitting Heroin as featured on Trainspotting. For this you will need: 1) One room, which you will not leave
2) Soothing music
3) Tomato soup, ten tins of
4) Mushroom soup, eight tins of (for consumption cold)
5) Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
6) Magnesia, milk of, one bottle
7) Paracetamol
8) Mouthwash
9) Vitamins
10) Mineral water
11) Lucozade
12) Pornography
13) One mattress
14) One bucket for urine
15) One bucket for feces
16) One bucket for vomitus
17) One television
18) One bottle of Valium
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
by Jardom February 28, 2015
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the Tuck Method

the Tuck Method is a tactic by which men around the world hide their erections. To use the Tuck Method you simply tuck your erect penis into the waist of your pants in your pants to hold it in place in a non-protruding manner. Warning: once you use the tuck method refrain from lifting up your shirt.
Let's say you are at the mall with your friends and you see a very attractive female, and as result you get an erection. To avoid the ridicule of your friends, you use the Tuck Method.
by Rkellyshower April 5, 2013
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Bogdanovic method

Named after the famous professor, Dr. Bogdanovic, who made millions off of this method; the Bogdanovic method is used to guarantee you to walk away with casino earnings after playing hours at the roulette table. The method is implemented as follows:
1. Start with a lot of money/chips.
2. Bet low (like $1) on one color (black or red).
3. Continue to bet $1 on that same color every time you win.
4. Double your bet on that color every time you lose.
5. Walk away with money gained in your pocket at the end of the night.
Dude 1: Man, I lost 50 bucks tonight playing blackjack. How'd you do?
Dude 2: I'm up $60 on roulette, but I've been here for 3 hours.
Dude 1: Ah...Bogdanovic method.
by yourewelcomegambler August 25, 2013
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Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.
Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.
by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019
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Clock Method

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 December 7, 2007
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paya lebar methodist girls school

we are all just fkin gay LMFAOO also fake grass everywhere what a waste of our budget and elitism seems to be in our blood and is inherited by batches.. like damn let's give NA and NT ppl a chance pls.. most teachers are nice and helpful but that's when i used to be in school... _ 99% of the girls here r gay or act gay, and we usually don't know how to act around guys.. i would still defend this school though if anyone else made a comment about us
hey isn't your girlfriend from paya lebar methodist girls school? she's probably gay
by urmothersdogx August 23, 2021
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Revelation of the method

Confessing the truth about an information, whether asserted true and actually false, or asserted false and actually true; to mock the person believing it, who is now solely responsible for continuing to believe it. It often takes the form of hiding in plain sight, ridicule, irony, sarcasm.
Apollo 11's Hollywood starwalk such a blatant revelation of the method
by rOpex August 31, 2022
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