Meteor Game

A "meteor game" is a sporting event in which both teams are disliked and the preferred winner is a meteor that crashes into the stadium and causes both teams to lose. This is usually subjective.

"Excited for the Super Bowl this year?"
"Nah, it's a meteor game for me."

by Tom Katz February 7, 2021

METEOR STRIKE

When you bouta cum inside her and you shout METEOR STRIKE in before you do.

Doomfist: METEOR STRIKE!
Mercy: ah shit, here we go again.

by TypicalJoJoFan September 4, 2020

meteor shower

when one takes a massive shit from great heights. generally while positioning one's self atop of a public bathroom stall, placing the feet and hands at all four corners.

i was totally jonesing for a thrill so i decided to pull a meteor shower at the bus station just to pass the time.

by Klingon7 October 12, 2007

Meteor Shower

An Extremely RARE event which happens every weekend, where a friend goes out and has many balls pass her face. then complains about how hungover she was the next day.

Jenn went to the meteor shower in Sea Isle City last night and is now hungover

by purdyluv August 13, 2012

Meteor Shower

A group of people smoking crack dipped in embalming fluid.

Let's go over to Danny Five's for the meteor shower tonight.

by mwgris April 18, 2011

Meteor Shower Blumpkin

The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.

Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.

by RonLive October 27, 2010

meteor list

The mental list of people you'd consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor.... after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.

"I would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! He's totally on my meteor list."

by Shehitsback December 31, 2008