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Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
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Mesquita

He's a reincarnated God, know any simple thing on the world and is always right
Mesquitas's right

Mesquitas's beautiful today
Do you have mesquitas's number?
by Sir. Mesquita March 21, 2019
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mesquitoes

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???
If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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mesquete

Shortened name for mosquito, normally used by southerners in the USA.
That mesquete is gonna suck my blood!
by BigTitBitches August 4, 2019
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skeeter mosquiter

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.
Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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mosquitehoes

a hoe who sucks your penis for your money but not a prostitute

in it for love to
(mosquitehoes) hey baby if you buy me that ring ill give you something tonight

(guy) alright baby
by mosquitoes July 18, 2012
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Mesquita

a handsome blue eyed boy who loves his beautiful and dramatic girlfriend sofia
Mesquita is lowkey hot tho
by Mesqzzzzz November 21, 2021
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