The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"
Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."
Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."
Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."
Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."
Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
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Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???
If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.
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