lower merion high school

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.

I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.

by Clara April 9, 2005

Lower Merion High School

The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.

Kobe Bryant is Lower Merion High School's most famous alumnus.

by CP12 April 30, 2006

Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

by blob-bob April 25, 2009

Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)

When a male poops and cums on the poop, he over the poops in cum like cake frosting. Then she gets honey and cover the poops with honey. After he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to fuck his girl friend he takes the poop out and shoves it in her ass. Then he fucks her analy, while the poops is in her ass it melts and the honey shit and cum mixs together. While fucking the mixture leak out. When the misture comes out it looks like gold rushing out of a mountain

Hey last night that dude "Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)" his girlfriend

by Dr. Johnny O August 9, 2010

meriones

Someone with a huge dick which he can rap it around his legs five times.

Exaple of meriones:Be careful! Merione's dick is coming towards 😱

by Topopitopito April 6, 2017

Merion

Merion is a girl who always gets what she wants and is rarely rejected, indeed never.
Everyone is attracted to Merion, she is talented and she is of a rare beauty.
When Merion passes, everyone is petrified and embarrassed by her beauty.
If she give you her heart you are lucky.

john: have you seen that girl right here?
noah: yes, she is Merion
john: wow, she is perfect
noah: yes, i want to marry a Merion

by blerti dhe olsi November 22, 2021

Merion

A combination of Herion and meth, you inject it into yourself then smoke out the needle

“yo you was geekin of that mf Merion”

by Ddeez nutts February 13, 2022