merbies

A disease contracted upon sharing bodily fluids with people named Meredith Monroe. Symptoms include pink eye, saying 'y'all' in excess, spontaneously reporting football statistics (specifically LSU), and eating lots of King's Cake and/or being obsessed with Southern cuisine and all things Texas.

Lullo has Merbies. Merbies was first contracted by a recruit named Travis. His current condition in unkown.

by Schweaty Weiner January 11, 2009

merbert

n. in the middle of yerbert and nerbert

what are you doing later?
merbert?

by C-RADS February 18, 2004

merble

adjective - state of utter disarray or incoherence

I fucked her merbley eye'd.

by Reegan B. Schatler April 19, 2005

merbels

a totally fuckin awesome person who usually smokes bugs with his buddy spergy

yo merbels are you seshing with spergy today

by jamsauce17 May 14, 2015

Merble

A man's penis hole. The place where pee exits a penis.

Last night I got bored so I threw my legs over my head and found out how many toothpicks I could fit into my merble.

by KurtE August 11, 2006

merbang

imaginary sex with a mermaid.

Merbang could be an exhilarating experience.

by uttam maharjan September 18, 2011

merback

The absolute bottom of the bottom. A disgrace to all human-kind. Stay away at all costs.

Man, we need to rid the earth of Merbacks.

by Technotechnique November 23, 2021