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Menu stalk

To check out a restaurant's online menu to determine what you'll order later on when you go there in person.
Do you know what you want from the new Italian place around the corner?

No, I'll menu stalk right now.
by Peter852 October 30, 2010
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Menu Sloth (Slother)

A gamer that takes an excessive amount of time customizing, itemizing, upgrading, or viewing a menu/screen.
Dude, you're such a Menu Sloth (Slother)! Just hurry up and get off the menu!

Bro, quit slothing! Lets just play!
by Jbear1918 December 14, 2014
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Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
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menu professor

a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.
Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).

Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).

Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
by the big seppa September 11, 2009
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menu anxiety

Acute experience that occurs while considering the wide variety of menu items at a fast food restaurant as other customers begin to line up in the drive-thru and your decision making skills disappear from the stress.
"Dude, I couldn't decide what I wanted at Taco Bell because three cars lined up behind me in the drive-thru and I started to get menu anxiety"
by IE Done October 28, 2014
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Menu Magic

DAMN! He has a big ¨personality¨! He has some Menu Magic
by Traqua778 January 27, 2023
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menu ninja

someone who places menus under your doorway with seemingly ninja like stealthyness.
The menu ninja strikes again, how do they do that!
by skitzel February 21, 2009
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