Saturos and Menardi

The two main antagonists in the game Golden Sun. Their goal in the game is to light all of the elemental lighthouses using the elemental stars, and release the power of alchemy upon the world of weyard. *spoilers* But eventualy, atop the venus lighthouse, they are stopped by Isaac and friends. After being bested by Isaac and friends, saturos throws the venus star into the lighthouse beacon, and it lights the lighthouse. Then, they pool their energy together and transform into the fusion dragon. Again, they are bested by Isaac and friends, and they both die. In the second game, saturos and menardi are considered protagonists because the main protagonist of the game, Felix, continues to light the remaining lighthouses.

Saturos and Menardi are the coolest video game villans ever.

by laughingskull August 30, 2009

menarche

First menstruation period for a woman, generally toward the beginning of puberty.

The onset of her early menarche was relegated to a general case of stress.

by misofluffy January 4, 2007

dirty menard

Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.

Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.

by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009

Mensan

Member of Mensa. Mensa is the high IQ society and membership requires an IQ in the top 2% of the population.

It by no means surprises me that nobody on this site knows what Mensa is!

by the voice of reason April 24, 2003

menstruation

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.

When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!

by Zio November 17, 2006

Menstrual Loaf

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.

I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.

by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005

craig menear

ceo of home depot, a large american hardware store chain

i am craig menear, ceo of home depot, hater of lowes, destroyer of ikea, habringer of toilets, seller of kitchen cabinets, master of all pvc tubes, god of construction hardwares, BOW BEFORE ME

by stanley yelnats II December 25, 2021