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Mentally Overweight

Dayum you're mentally overweight!
by IAMHOTTTT12 July 1, 2010
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Mentally Retarded

Fortnite players.
If seen in public please mercy kill, so that the infection does not spread.
How many mentally retarded organisms have you shot down
by D1ngleb33ry May 28, 2019
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mentally sober

A term used by a woman to defend her asshole boyfriend after he gets drunk while he is supposed to be spending time with her.
Yeah, Noah was drunk on Halloween. It’s okay though because he was mentally sober.
by Hot Dot November 3, 2020
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Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 14, 2016
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Pink Medallions

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.
1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Mentally Fucked

1. Adj. When one crosses the boundary of stupid and seems as if the person is a goner when it comes to seeming normal in society.

2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.
1. (Kid air boxes in front of his mirror and accidentally makes contact causing the glass to shatter.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."

2. J: "Wassup Dre?"

Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."

J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"

(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
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mentally drunk

To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.
Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.
by PikaChar August 26, 2013
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