justin melton

Complete asshole.

Don't be a Justin Melton.

by Somekingfuck December 20, 2016

Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021

Brayden Melton

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.

What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head

by skinnypenis42069 August 24, 2018

eggmont melton

a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali

is he gay or wat

by annonomus October 1, 2003

brentyn melton

The hottest man alive

Omg Brentyn melton is the hottest man alive

by Doritos MLG 21 November 8, 2017

French Melton

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.

I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!

by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019

Scott Melton

the hottest and coolest person to ever live

hey look it’s Scott Melton

by Porcelain Street Gang November 21, 2021