Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021

justin melton

Complete asshole.

Don't be a Justin Melton.

by Somekingfuck December 20, 2016

Brayden Melton

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.

What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head

by skinnypenis42069 August 24, 2018

eggmont melton

a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali

is he gay or wat

by annonomus October 1, 2003

brentyn melton

The hottest man alive

Omg Brentyn melton is the hottest man alive

by Doritos MLG 21 November 8, 2017

Kassandra Lee Melton

The sweetest and most caring person you'll ever meet. The moment you hear her voice you wont be able to get enough and will do anything to hear it again. Every time you see her gorgeous face, you'll notice something that makes her even more unique. She is the girl of your dreams who you see yourself marrying one day. I love you kassie <3 shes also a bitch

Someone: Hey! whats your name?
Kassandra Lee Melton : I have a boyfriend!
Someone: oh okay.......

by Adenjp July 17, 2023

Pulling a Melton

Putting your dick partially in a vagina and climaxing immediately

Ya i heard todd pulling a melton last night with that girl

by Tard strangler March 16, 2024