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Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .
by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021
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justin melton

Don't be a Justin Melton.
by Somekingfuck December 20, 2016
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Brayden Melton

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.
What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head
by skinnypenis42069 August 24, 2018
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eggmont melton

a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali
is he gay or wat
by annonomus October 1, 2003
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brentyn melton

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Pulling a Melton

Putting your dick partially in a vagina and climaxing immediately
Ya i heard todd pulling a melton last night with that girl
by Tard strangler March 16, 2024
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Skyla Melton

The most gorgeous amazing girl in the whole world. She is the type of girl that is world dying for. When you see a Skyla, just know your day is gonna get better, even your life. She ceases to amaze you and she is absolutely spectacular. Her eyes are a glorious shade of green. Her hair is beautiful. Be happy if you met a Skyla.
Person 1: Woah that person looks really amazing!
Person: Yeah it’s a Skyla Melton
by Skyla’s love November 21, 2023
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