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meltdown mode

When an unfit parent try's to apologize for their child's lack of discipline.
I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.
by Poet in the Corner June 17, 2017
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Meltdown’s grandma

A grandma with deepness of ovaries
Damn meltdown’s grandma is a squirter.
by reeeeee123 August 24, 2019
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meltdown face

when your face is so ugly that it just melts down
She has a meltdown face, no one wants to look at her.
by fluffie31 March 26, 2016
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Total Delegation Meltdown

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011
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Russian Meltdown

While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.
Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.
by Clyher May 1, 2010
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Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)
Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!
by Flimbob13 October 7, 2019
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Monday Morning Meltdown

a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation
Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.

The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
by 7mary3 September 28, 2014
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