Moltard

A name given to an individual who is "Moltarded", meaning retarded.

"Yo check out that Moltard."

by SweetMoltardOfMine February 20, 2010

multard

a person with multiple retardations, hence MULtard.

That kid is a multard.

by papajiorgio April 14, 2009

metard

One whose ability for empathy is underdeveloped due to excessive texting, tweeting and updates about themselves.

A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.

by Mebegebo August 31, 2012

Mentard

A person believing they're a mentat who volunteer to "upload" someone out of slime kindness.

She is such a Mentard right?

by Jedsall July 10, 2022

Metard

A term used for a pilot who makes you wonder how the hell they got through flight school.

(Term originating from aviation term: METAR, which is a weather observation at a specific airport)

Never fly Spirit. You'd swear the pilots are metards.

by neckcrack August 4, 2023

melotard

this is a sort of evolution to "kobetard." this is a fanboy that now rates "carmelo and the knicks" as the best team in basketball, and that rates carmelo anthony as the best player in basketball, neck-and-neck with kobe bryant, and better than lebron james. ESPN is what causes this. Even though Carmelo Anthony had his best statistical season with the Denver Nuggets last season, (2009-2010), nobody said anything like that. He's playing worse this season, he gets traded to the {NEW YORK} Knicks, and he's the best player in basketball. Also note that New York is the biggest media market. This is fact, not opinion. (theblitzchannel) on YouTube explains it all.

MeloTard: "Carmelo Anthony is the best player, and the Knicks are gonna win the title this year, and EVERY YEAR!"
Anybody else: "Shut up, MeloTard."

by aLEx_002 April 13, 2011

Metarded

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.

Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.

by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012