melon

an idiot

you’re a proper melon

by itsyaboiskinnylegend February 5, 2019

Melons

1. Enormously large breasts, usually white women have them
2. Very large, firm breasts

Whoa, dude, check out the melons on that Nordic fox.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Melons

Giant boobs

My bra size is 34DDD. I have big melons.

by DaisydukeDDD June 11, 2013

Melon

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

by quidditchking June 4, 2009

Melons

Fruits, more commonly referred to BOOBS! Boobs are a wonderful fans inaction attracting men around the world like magnets. Girls with melons are the luckiest with large, firm, enticing BOOBS. Men around the would look for these melons.

Guy 1: did you see the melons on that girl?!!
Guy 2: yeah!! I'd like to juice those melons!!

by Softball17 December 25, 2012

melon

cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

by shou-chan August 9, 2003

Melon

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016