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Melanesia

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!
by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009
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it don't mean nothin`

Coined by G.I.'s in Vietnam. A reverse coping expression indicating that it means everything and I'm about to lose it. Usually used to dismiss witnessing or experiencing something so horrific that it can't be comprehended by the psyche. Alternately used as an expression of relief that one has avoided being killed even if they are injured or maimed.
Witnessing ones close friend be killed turning away and saying with a stone face ... it don't mean nothin`

-or-
Yeah, I had half my leg blown off. .. but, you know, it don't mean nothin`
by pikkil November 11, 2009
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Melani

Really good person will help and listen to anyone even if they don’t get along she will always help the needed ones.
She is very nice but don’t want to get on her bad side cause you will loss, and she will win. Short person, if your nice to her she’ll be nice but if you give her attitude she’ll give it back. If she has a problem or she hears someone talk bad about her she WONT stay quite she also very smart mostly at math so you can beat her at that. She’ll NEVER hurt them she’ll be loya but wild, when it comes to relationships she’ll be good and be loyal, good to bring at party’s. She likes sport she would mind being
On a team.Over all she will be nice,funny,sportyish, smart
I would really love to have a Melani in my life or In a relationship
by Girls&boys March 4, 2018
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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Melanie

Melanie is a person who lights up your whole day. She's the unexpected best friend if you play your cards right. Melanie is creative, funny, caring, and will introduce you to new things you never thought of before. She is the best partner in anything you will ever do, and you should feel lucky when you find her. When you do, make sure you try to stay in her life as long as you can because she is one of the best people you will ever meet. She truly is an angel and will make everything a million times better just by being there. She will be there for you, so be there for her.
"Melanie is my bestfriend"
"Lucky"
by Terra Nivanti January 13, 2022
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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Melanincholy

A state of sadness caused by witnessing black people suffer.

Melanincholy is a result of systemic racism, the continuing economic inequalities, the white racist ideologies and attitudes created to maintain and rationalize white privilege and power, and last but not least, the police brutalities towards black people.
Black girl: Hey what's wrong? You seem down?

White man: I just watched a video of black man getting beaten to death by the cops. I feel sad, depressed, angry and I want to do something about it, but I don't know what to do.

Black woman: Ah, you're feeling melanincholy.

White man: Dude! That's exactly how I feel. Thank you for explaining my feelings to me. I feel so much better now. I'm going to post a black square on Instagram! #BLACKLIVESMATTER

Black Woman: That's amazing! What would we do without you.
by Mahogany man June 6, 2020
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