Mexiturk

The proprietor of a Mexican eatery, be it restaurant or takeaway, who is clearly not Mexican, but Turkish in both mannerisms and appearance. Common throughout Australia.

"Chris dude, what do you want for lunch?"
"How about a burrito from the Mexiturk downstairs?"

by Marlboro' Man February 6, 2008

Mexit

Verb. Combination Mexican and Exit.

Occurs when a Mexican National of above average intelligence finally has had enough of dealing with his co-works and he quits.

"I tried to call Humberto at Tecate company. I was surprised to find out he mexited Tecate"

by Voxtorious June 20, 2008

mexitex

A mexican who (usually) lives in texas, and is, in everyway other than race, a stereotypical racist cowboy texan.

The mexitex voted for building the wall along the texas/mexico border, even though he had snuck through that border a few years prior.

by Dave Luck January 27, 2007

Mexiturn

An illegal left or right turn, in which a driver crosses in front of one or more lanes of traffic traveling in the same direction, thereby cutting off adjacent drivers and causing near-collisions. Refers to the seemingly lawless driving maneuvers of cabbies in Mexico. Most commonly witnessed on multi-lane steets in southwestern U.S. states.

"Chinga! That ignant driver just pulled a Mexiturn and made me spill my forty on my fresh kicks!"

by psychobabble July 30, 2008

Mexithainese

The combination of all the best foods ever in one meal! Mexican, Italian, Thai and Chinese.

Last night I looked in the fridge and there were the perfect ingredients for Mexithainese!

by MCookies21 June 10, 2016

mexite

When your half mexican and half white.

“That white girl can speak Spanish?” “Well it’s because she’s mexite”

by thecrazymexite April 6, 2019

Mexitard

Similar to retard' except Mexican.

An insult which can be used to point out their gross and vile nature. They talk the talk, twitch and stink of sweat whilst trying to offload low calibre dope.

They usually have a low opinion of women in general and grow mustaches like their mothers.

'These Mexitard's are soooo dumb!'

'No shit man he was a Mexitard who stole it!'

'That Mexitard tool was so stupid he left his stash!'

by Jabathut December 10, 2008