bs-o-meter

method of measuring the validity of a statement.
Used to show doubt in the verity of a statement.

When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.

by sususdio June 13, 2005

care-o-meter

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.

Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*

by Cwall4 April 28, 2007

Bs Meter

The amount of bull shit you can handle over the internet before you say we are lieing; the result of this is usually, but not always, mass flaming. The bs meter is usually filled up pretty quickly in chat rooms and social networking sites.

Garnett: Conrad Hilton goes to my highschool. lololol
David: My bs meter just filled up a bit
Monopoly: I made a 2330 on my SAT
David: Guys, srsly stop.
Allan: My uncle works at Jagex
David: FUCK ALL OF YOU. DAMN LIARS.

by Cpt Sackboy May 7, 2010

400 meter dash

A track and field event that is 400 meters in length. The current world record holder is Michael Johnson with a time of 43.18 seconds.

I run the 400 meter dash at my school.

by TheRobot99 March 14, 2008

Meter

The length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second

The meter has a cool definition!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

800 meter

An event commonly ran for track and field: a mix between sprinting and distance. Those who are good at are seen as superhuman by the rest of the team. 800 meters is about half a mile. Commonly referred to as simply "the 800"

Why run the 800 (800 meter) when you could light yourself on fire and roll in broken glass and feel the same way?

by soccerhurdler11 December 16, 2014

Canadian Parking Meter

(CPM) A sex postion requiring a prostitute, a roll of quarters, a pocket knife and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. This is an extremely difficult maneuver. It requires a lot of vigor and practice. I have been able to accomplish this feat only twice, and I am considered a Canadian Parking Meter guru. This maneuver is VERY dangerous. There are only two other documented cases of this challenge ever being completed. To start your journey of completing the CPM you'll need to engage in doggy style sex with the prostitute. Keep going until you are about to ejaculate and right as it begins to shoot out flip around and squirt that whore in the eye, but don't use all of your cum. Jump back around and cum in her asshole. Take the roll of quarters and put it in a fist, and punch that bitch in the back of the head knocking her out. Here is where the bottle of maple syrup comes in. Take the cap off and shove it in her ass emptying the bottle. Save the bottle however, you'll need it again later. Take the pocket knife and cut the bottom half of the syrup bottle off creating a makeshift funnel. Deeply insert the funnel in her ass then break the roll of quarters in the funnel allowing her payment to be timely and efficient (The syrup ensures the quarters stick to the inside of her anus. You'll need to leave as soon as possible The end result is an extremely satisfied customer and a pissed off whore. But once she takes a shit she'll see the quarters and be like "Hey he did pay me after all!"

I attempted the Canadian Parking Meter and ended up with a murder charge.

by AndeezzzBawzzzz January 4, 2011