Meeker

This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.

Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"

by EWalker November 12, 2011

meekered

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect

Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!

by The Mann June 24, 2006

Meemer

To weasel out of doing something.

"Don't try to meemer your way out of this!"

by Billytommy February 22, 2010

meller yeller

a cool way of saying Mello Yello, basically GFuel 2

JEREMY IS THIS YOUR MELLER YELLER?!

by guitarheroiscool January 31, 2019

Teelar Meelar

A dumb as shit child!

Teelar Meelar humped your leg!

by Giovanni A. Delarosa June 11, 2018

meepers

A word invoking thoughts of soul fucking, kittens, any verb, or anything making little to no sense. Meepers can replace any word and serve any function in any language. Generally the user is a human serving little to no function in society.

"I meepered her last night."
"I have to change the meepers, they're getting moldy."
"Meepers Meepers Meepers"

by meepers ahoy November 18, 2007

Beef Meekler

One who meekles beef, A fat girl, A rigid stink mongrol. Someone who is so fat they have beef meekles hanging from their oversized blue bathtub of a fatty snood.

Dominica smiled at me as she introduced me to her friend Amy. She was what me and my friends call a beef meekler.

by Zeto Fantastic June 22, 2006