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media

a source of information that targets stupid news instead of REAL news. media is the reason why people are still miserable in war torn countries like the democratic republic of the congo and ghana and communist/facist societies like north korea because the stupid american's are soooooooooo concidered about what katie holmes is doing instead of sending funds to developing nations who desperately need it.
while mindless americans drool at E! looking at hugh hefner's slutty concubines, thousands of people are going hungry and are being slaughtered in dufur.

(sarcastically) thank you media!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006
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media

Research about it. The media is corrupt. (this isn't an example)
by illuminatihater April 5, 2011
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media

an unrelible source for information exspecialy on the political scene
Fox news
journalists that are bushes payroll
anybody who is trying to get a politcal veiwpoint across weather it be democrat or Republican on the news.
by johnyhoff May 13, 2005
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The Media

The media is the place on a phone where you can buy things for it. Giving the media is the act if ramming any phone up someone's anal passages and shouting the media in a loud annoying voice.
My friend gave me the media and i think he liked it...
by Ahome July 7, 2010
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The Media

What you blame for anything wrong people believe
Friend: My Mom says video games cause violence. The media has brainwashed people
The Actual media: Fact-checking trump's claim that video games cause violence
by mrguy122345 October 20, 2020
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media

An 'industry' that exists to provide a job for rich, bored kids who are able to work* for next to nothing for the first eight years of their working life before being given a 'break'. This usually consists of sucking a fat sweaty producer's minging weapon for the chance to make tea for Jamie Theakston.

*In divergence from the usual definition of the word, 'work' is here defined as 'bitch incessantly about the other coked-up shit-for-brains tossers (who use question inflection for every sentence they ever speak due to their crippling insecurities hidden by self0abuse and eating disorders) that you work with then take your holidays with them to Cannes or the Edinburgh Festival'
"Oh, well the media isn't reaslly a job, darling? It's more of a lifestyle choice, yah, y'know?"
by Dazzla September 29, 2003
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media

a type of music for some people. this is the kind of music for people who only listen to songs that are popular on the radio. if you look into someone's ipod that listens to this type of music most likely they will have many, many artists but there will be only one or two songs under that artist.
guy1: hey what are you listening to?

guy2: Media.

guy1: Ooooh, I get it. You don't have inner individuality.

guy2: Exactly...Damn i have to pick another artist this single song is over.
by Tsunami Hturt January 13, 2009
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