Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

by Girthiest February 13, 2017

meatwhistle

a girl ( or the usable portion of said girl) so loose as to create a whistling effect upon motion, much like blowing across the mouth of an empty bottle.

Do you have a clarinet in your pants or is it just your meatwhistle?

"Brought a regular meatwhistle home from the bar last night. had to switch to her ass to feel anything."

by teabagger_1773 December 2, 2011

Meatshield

Just like a radiation shield protects you from radiation and a riot shield protects you from rioters, the meat shield protects you from meat.

Is Ane making kebab!? Get the meatshield, quick!

by Atzel December 11, 2006

Meatshield

Using a character from Left 4 Dead, Counter-Strike: Source or other Valve games as shields to take the damage to save your own health.

Left 4 Dead:

Bill-"That's alot of zombies ahead!"

Francis-"Zoey, why don't you go take a look?"

Zoey-"What do I look like? Some meatshield?"

by Witch_Crwn3r March 23, 2009

Meatshot

To be punched in the genitals, inhumanly hard, usually done to a male.

I told him not to touch my damn oreos, he didn't listen, by law a meatshot was in order.

by Cyclonus.af May 16, 2003

Metashit

A metashit is what happens when a pile of shit goes to take a dump of its own. It's a shit of a shit, so it's a metashit.
Shit squared, shit². Shit multiplied by shit.

AVGN: It's like a pile of shit taking a shit!
Me (thinking): You mean a metashit?

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yo dawg I heard you like calling things shit, so I put a dump in your dump so you can call things shit while you call things shit.

by Grabacr July 30, 2022

meatshield

Member of the Armed forces, particularly a grunt or ground forces unit.

marine corps, meatshield

by Jennifer Russo January 9, 2010