Meat Curtains

Meat Curtain- A fat and/ or stretched out pussy.

When I first saw Melissa my heart skipped a beat, after a couple of minutes of dating she let me pound her meat curtains.

by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 18, 2018

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of the vagina. An older womans labia. The lips of a woman that's had multiple children. Old, saggy, wrinkled and hairless meat curtains.

I was with an older woman and after almost going down on her noticed she had real long meat curtains.

by Just another twisted mind. March 24, 2009

Meat Curtains

A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.

Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?

Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.

by scaryguy1 June 1, 2011

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

by Snu November 7, 2003

meat curtains

long flappy labia lips

bitch wrap your meat curtains around my dick

by moe March 22, 2004

Meat curtains

The pithy vestibules often referred to as the vulva of the external female anatomy otherwise known as the labia minora, the clitoris, and the labia majora.

My meat puppet offered an encore performance between Janet's meat curtains last night.

by brother blade April 16, 2008

meat curtains

vaginal opening, labia.

"So, I was going down on this chick the other nite, and she had the nicest meat curtains."

by Mychelle December 22, 2006