by MEat-un-beet April 20, 2018

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.
Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.
We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

Verb; To masturbate.
by Lang20 February 16, 2006

by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
