meat your beat

It's when you take your beat and meat it.

Hey dude! wanna wombo combo backwards then meat your beat through time!

by MEat-un-beet April 20, 2018

Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...

Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.

by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011

beat meat

to jerk off and let out stress

i wanna beat meat

by poppy head March 29, 2020

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

beat meat

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

by Lang20 February 16, 2006

beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020