Skip to main content

Mecontrotesexual

Sexuality for Me contro te's fans.
Person 1: Are you gay?
Person 2: No, I'm mecontrotesexual.
Person 1: Oh, okay!
by RoccoBalocco November 11, 2021
mugGet the Mecontrotesexual mug.

Macon

Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)
honey i feel kinky do me a macon tonight
by RecTumBen April 14, 2011
mugGet the Macon mug.

Meacom

meacom: "black sabbath sucks"
someone: "that's really unbased of you meacom"
by dilmour May 18, 2021
mugGet the Meacom mug.

Paige freaking macon

most often used to descrie someone who is:
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic

someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems


and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!
WHO'S GREA'S BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!?


PAIGE FREAKING MACON!
by greaaaaaaaaaaaa February 25, 2009
mugGet the Paige freaking macon mug.

Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.
After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.
by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011
mugGet the Macon Drunk mug.

meecon

to celebrate victory before ever winning anything
Dude, don't get too cocky, you might meecon this game, and people will laugh at you for the rest of your life.
by teamrazor June 11, 2008
mugGet the meecon mug.

Meakon

Meakonhead - Someone with a Big Head, Meat Head, Hovis Head, Alien Head. Or just a phrase to Merk someone. Used on the streets on Sarf London
Yoot 1 "Yo blud check dis mook, he got a meakonhead innit" Yoot 2 "Yeah bruv, hes a propa meakon, he gets stuck in doors when he walks through em"
by S Farmer January 2, 2009
mugGet the Meakon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email