Morning Hitler 

When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.

"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."

Morning Hitler by Koekje Zwei September 5, 2013

Lucifer Morningstar 

The main character in the Netflix film, Lucifer. Funny, sexual, loyal, protective, and kind are his main qualities.

"Awwww, Lucifer is so sweet to Chloe!!! Come on, Lucifer Morningstar!!!!"

Lucifer Morningstar by TrixieMorningstar June 20, 2019

Morning water 

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

Morning water by Conker1 October 5, 2016

morning brown 

It's coffee, ya' fuck.

Get yourself a cup of Morning Brown.

morning brown by Falland November 16, 2020

avetard morning 

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.

Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.

avetard morning by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

morning selfie

The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.

The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.

Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?

Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.

morning selfie by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

morning voice 

when someone (usually a guy) wakes up with a deep, gravely voice and it makes us wanna have their kids.

girl: yo can you call me when you wake up?
boy: i mean yeah, but why?
girl: ...morning voice.

morning voice by anonymous September 11, 2020