button mashing

The act of pressing just about all the buttons on the game controller in a desperate attempt not to get your ass kicked at Marvel vs. Capcom. Often used when someone has never played a videogame before and doesn't know the commands. Sometimes used because it's cheap.

I would've beaten him at Soul Calibur if he hadn't been button mashing the whole time.

by Sabrabbit June 28, 2004

Keyboard Mashing

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

mashing grits

When two girls go to florida and have lesbian sex

Ryans girlfriend sarah went to florida and moshed grits with this other girl. It was way cool.

by RhyminSteve December 16, 2002

Melon Mashing

The act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. The two individuals proceed to face fuck there masterpiece until they touch dicks in the middle.

"What did you guys end up doing last night?"

"Not much. Just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. Then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. Ramming Ryans dick half way through the melon was kinda fucked!"

by RamRad August 14, 2009

Button Mashing

The act of rapidly pressing/hitting controller button(s) or (a) keyboard to play the game. Often frowned upon due to it's possibility of damaging the controller/keyboard.

"My friend beat his record by button mashing the entire time."

by Just a Guy March 14, 2012

Minishing

A guy with a really small penis fucking a fat girl.

Because Elliot's penis was so small, Fat Lauren was unsatisfied. Therefore, their sex together could be classified as minishing.

by metsrock62 August 18, 2009

McNairing

When a man cheats on his mistress with another woman, the mistress (not the wife) has been McNaired.

Vickery's mistress flew into a wild rage upon learning that her lover, married as he was, was McNairing her with another, third woman.

by Abelard McDonough July 13, 2009