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Kenyan McFlurry

The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)
Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"
by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 7, 2010
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McFlurry

McFlurry: the act of defecating on ones chest, then rubbing assorted Mn'Ms into it
C Jay gave Shannon a McFlurry last night...

That's disgusting...
by sanzo4297 August 24, 2011
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Mike McCurry

A referee in scottish football who sits with an ipod in and listens to 'The Sash' and sings ' humpty King *illy sat on a wall ' to his inbred kids. hates anything catholic, and only if a celtic player was actually stabbed in the box would he give the penalty....maybe.

Famous cheating orange hun bastard
Bhoy - Daddy whos the man in black clothes who ironically has specsavers on his top ?
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise
by 3 in a Row October 22, 2008
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Dirty McFlurry

After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.
Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...
by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019
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nutsack mcflurry

DEF 1: The act of having a nutsack inside of your mcdonalds mcflurry

DEF 2: sex position- to put ice cream on your balls with a choice of either oreos or M&Ms. then your partners eats it off
cashier: hey, welcome to mcdonalds. Can i take your order?
customer: ummmmm... ill take a double cheese burger and and nutsack mcflurry. extra nutsack please?
cashier: okay you total is 4.79 sir. thankyou

Girl: oh baby let me have that nutsack mcflurry
Guy: do you want M&Ms or Oreos
Girl: surprise me baby
(guy comes back with oreos and icecream on his nutsack)
Guy: hows that nutsack mcflurry
Girl: ohh babeee its soo good.
by gangsta nig June 6, 2008
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mcflurry

a treat sold at mcdonalds for $1.49 made by 2 hobos cumming into a cup and freezing it and letting little children eat it with butterfingers
He got salmonella from eat a mcflurry at the Baker of Trace's house
by instigationmachine May 14, 2004
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chinese mcflurry

It refers to the occurrence of loose bowel movements, more commonly known as Diarrhea.
Possible uses of the phrase include:
"Damn. I think that bunbao just gave me a Chinese McFlurry."
"I feel a Chinese McFlurry brewing."
"after your friend offers you suspicious food products No thanks. I've already had two Chinese McFlurries this week."
by swaglord15 December 30, 2012
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