dinosaur mcmuffin

a purple dinosaur who eats rainbows and poops skittles and eventually dies from skittle loss. these are later made into the bacon and egg in the mcmuffins and that's what makes them so tasty :)

barney will eventually die to becoe a part of the dinosaur mcmuffin franchise

by luluthepunk April 26, 2010

Douche McMuffin

Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.

1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"

2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."

by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009

Tit McMuffin

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.

by ahfhfhf May 1, 2011

Choch McMuffin

When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.

That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.

by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017

egg mcmuffin

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

by Dan September 29, 2003

McMuffin

A woman with a super-sized muffin top.

Dayum! Check out the McMuffin on dat gurl. She bustin' outta her pants.

by Psychopet October 18, 2011

cunt mcmuffin

a word used to describe a cunt-like person, has more effect when the person is slightly obese.

also something you wouldnt mind eating as long as it wasnt beat.

female - "you have a small penis"

male - "hey, fuck you! you cunt mcmuffin"

by Davey Mother Fucking Crockett March 2, 2007