1.Magnificently retarded, petty, annoying, bastard of an individual.
2.One possessing the attributes of a douchebag.
2.One possessing the attributes of a douchebag.
Hey McDouchebag! Shut your face!
by The Butt Monkey March 24, 2003
Get the McDouchebag mug.This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
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A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
by freigo November 18, 2006
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Guy 1:
Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.
Guy 2:
Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.
Guy 2:
Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011
Get the Shitface McDouchetard mug.A title for a person (primarily male) who exhibits not only general rudeness (hence the "douche" part of the name) but also either A. Uses the word swag too often or B. Exhibits a love of and focus on his own swag. The name is similar to "Swaggot" and "Douche-bag" but with the added annoyance of having an obsession with swag and swagger.
Man 1: Hey, I'm going to pop some pussy, but keep my snapback on! Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!
by sexybanana August 26, 2013
Get the Mr. McDoucheSwag mug.A guy who drinks excessively and does obscene things like piss at a stop sign in the middle of the street and when caught by the cops he tells them he threw up, a guy that shows to work drunk almost every day and drinks so much that he actually passes for not being drunk at all. A guy who is a Marine and about to be a private.
Drunky McDouche Bag Frankie got a DUI over the 96 weekend and then a few weeks later went surfing in the bed of a pickup truck while drunk on a freeway at 80 miles an hour.
by whitethunder619 January 25, 2011
Get the drunky McDouche bag mug.This is an annoyingly infuriating (and yet so insignificant it is almost unworthy of mention) satellite of it's larger master. This lesser or minor douchie serves to bolster it's host's confidence and morale by reinforcement-by-mimic the host's words and actions. This diminutive annoyance is only seen accompanying a Douchie, Douche, Douchepirate or Douchie McDouche. It is worthy to note that this is not a singleton or honorific designation; there may be multiple doucheparrots accompanying a larger douchebag.
That douchie at GI JOES had entrained several douchie mcdoucheparrots to keep harassing me and my GF over this expensive bag.
by chris mcneglidouche January 9, 2008
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