Douche McAllister

The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"

A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.

I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.

by A-Twon August 28, 2009

McAllister Corollary

An axiomatic theorum which states: There is a frequent correlation between a woman's mental instability and her sexual passion.

"Remember that chick he left the bar with last night? He said she was all over him in her car before they even left the parking lot; then her bouncer-ex-boyfriend started smacking on the hood with a timber chain and..."

"Another proof for the McAllister Corollary!"

by Scott Mansfield November 20, 2006

Magister Craft

GOD

Magister Craft is GOD

by HolconiusEstOptimumCandidatus June 2, 2018

The kevin mccallister

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

House the Manister Man

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)

House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

by John Autismo August 29, 2022

McAllister

The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome.

Hi McAllister.
Wassup
Can we hang some time

by ,? February 10, 2019

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004