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Mayhem

The originaters of The Fucking Shittiest music out there "Black Metal". A style of music which consists of outcasts and losers who cause havoc and think there cool for it,there music is terrible and pointless and its like listning to a very bad horror movie.
Jonny "hey i herd some guy in a band like named "mayhem" liked to do fucked up shit on stage and of stage, its like part of some black metal thing were these losers try to be even more outcasted"
Jimmy " Yeah,,,its just fucking lame"
by Jimmy Smits April 17, 2006
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Kenneth and William own this skateteam
A.k.A the twins
good ass skate team
yo brotha did u see that guy from mayhem bust out that 360 variel flip??
by brugge April 23, 2005
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Trouble, chaos, madness, a living demon.

If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.
Person: oh no it's Mayhem!

Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?

Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*
by HowlingMadMayhem November 20, 2020
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Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.
"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"

"Nah wassup what'd he do?"

"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."

"What a fucking weirdo."
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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The most handsome and pretty human to walk the planet. Best bass player and tends to have red hair and pretty eyes with the best eyeliner you've ever laid eyes on.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Mayhem?
Person 2: Yeah dude they looked so good today!
by manliest wife November 22, 2021
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Bro, Mayhem's music is a vibe!
by Lunaah September 5, 2022
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A demented chaotic intelligent but dickish and often full of himself character/person.
Damn whose that? He's kinda weird
Oh he's just Mayhem he's always like that
by Homicid3 July 4, 2023
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