Usually a boy who believes his parents fucked on May. Always says dumb things, but is very chill and funny
by Halia Beamer July 22, 2019
No Makeup May... No girls can where makeup during the month of May due to No Nut November which is for the boys
by Bitchcoin November 11, 2019
The name given to a crazy cat lady who is in her own world. Her best friends are cats, her family are cats and she lives in a cat shaped castle with a wide array of identical clothes fewturing her precious felines. She doesn’t really care what people think of her and her cats, or if she does she always denies it.
“I saw this girl walking a fat cat on a leash the other day man!”
“Oh that’s May the crazy cat lady”
“Oh that’s May the crazy cat lady”
by atleastsomeonedoes March 17, 2018
May is an amazing person until you get to know her. She will annoy the fuck out of you and boasts about being the most satanic person in your group. Though she is good at drawing she will mock anything else you draw.
Person 1: "Oh it's may!"
everyone else in the group: "run for your freakin lives if you want to live"
everyone else in the group: "run for your freakin lives if you want to live"
by urmumisgayx2 December 15, 2019
If you were born in may your a slut
by Uwuajaja November 17, 2019
by rubber314chicken October 26, 2008
Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.
by Skelington December 30, 2003